Funny or Die

The banks have billions of dollars to get their message out, but your speech is free. Contact your senators about the CPFA. Nothing annoys them more then having to do their jobs."
-Dana Carvey, "Funny or Die"

Fresh Air

"The thing I learned that I could tell you today is never to lose your temper...because anger is a very, very important emotion and you must never ever share important emotions with strangers, because you will only lose face, because none of it is important to them"
- James Clavell (via Michael Caine), "Fresh Air"

The Disappearance

"Elvir had only her tears to link the two realities, that of a life yesterday...and death, which was eternal right from the first moment."
-Genevieve Jurgensen, "The Disappearance"

This American Life

"A warning to sensitive listeners, he [Alex Bloomberg] is actually going to be describing the legislative process of the United States of America"

-Ira Glass, This American Life "Houses of Ill Repute"

The West Wing

Leo: "You should blame the Constitution."
President Bartlett: "That's what I usually do."


-20 Hours in L.A., "The West Wing"