The Princess Bride

"I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
-William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"

Life of Pi

"The reason death sticks so closely to isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can."
-Yann Martel, Life of Pi

Me Talk Pretty One Day

"Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You may fuck him up sometimes, but, bitch, no one kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?"
-David Sedaris (well, actually it was his brother)

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

"I'm an abortion survivor, dad."
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia